May 2009
It's Lilian's birthday!! →
She’s my best friend so TWEET HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW. Or I’ll push you into a hole.
It's My Birthday →
Therefore you must visit my site and comment on my birthday blog. ;)
Page source never lies. →
This stupid website applied for a review.
“Life just fades away, purity just begs
Dust to dust, we’re wired into...”
– Rotten Apples - Smashing Pumpkins (The Aeroplane Flies High)
Smack you in the bloody head.
I usually blog at Heartdrops.org instead of here. Here, I just feel like ranting. I hate leaving it up to my 80-or-so commentators per blog to try and make me feel better when I feel better just like that. *clicks fingers*
I don’t need them to read my big fat rants about a certain person called Ainsley.
The thing is, Ainsley is a snort-faced hypocritical bitch. I just want to smack Ainsley...
Something.
me: is it a picture of me
me: lolololo.
me: tehee
James: a part of you hoohoo
James: nah
me: EWWWWW
me: WHERES MAI BOOBIE
James: NEXT TO THE OTHER ONE
I'm nearly 18.
me: What are adult books like anyway? I mean, sometimes I read novels and they have like, one sex scene in it...
James: Well, these books have that one scene, stretched over one thousand words. Like JK Rowling. For your penis.
Pulling me from the flames?
I hate people in general. Of course I do this whole thing with Sarah; we suck with people.
I hate people. There are certain people I hate.
Ainsley, for one. Can’t fucking stand Ainsley. Constantly doing nuts crap and being a goddamn hypocrite.
“It’s so gay to blog!” [Essentially.]
And what does the almighty Ainsley do? Pft. Gets a blog. Gets into all these UN-outcasty...
“You got to your feet, scratched your head, and started to gather the life that...”
– Lullaby - Armor For Sleep (Smile For Them)
Because I love the Smashing Pumpkins.
me: my tutor's a silverfuck.
me: it's a song 8)
Lilian: LOL
Lilian: she's a pixelhead!
Lilian: =)
ASDFGH.
me: My friend and I are going to ask her some questions tomorrow regarding the assignment
me: 1. can we use stylesheets
me: I'm going to fucking hate it if we can't
me: It's semantically incorrect to NOT use them, and it's harder to edit if you're going lkthjltkjh every time you want to change something
me: 2. can we upload files to a webserver
me: because it doesn't fucking work when you upload it to UTS online. How do you upload files and the other files and blahblahlblalhlhlahlhalhahl
me: FUCK HER
me: I CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS FUCKING SEMESTER IS OVER
me: SHE CAN SUCK MY DICK.
James: :O
me: :@:@:@:@:@:@
me: It was just figurative. I obviously don't have one.
I am completely normal. →
Just felt like plugging my blog.
Talking about Ainsley here.
me: whata joke
me: dude. why do we hate him ?
me: xD
James: he's an itiod
James: idiot
“So I walk up on high and I step to the edge, to see my world below.
And I laugh...”
– The World I Know - Collective Soul (self-titled)
I'm a Poonstar.
So, I was talking to my best friend Lilian on MSN the other day.
We were talking about - you know, the regular stuff. She mentioned how something was pointless.
I said:
who knows if it’s poontless oh my god. Did I just write POONtless.
*Poon is James’s last name.
Asdfgh.
Took me 5 minutes to figure this one out
envymebitch:
sothedrama:
iennetastic:
eraine:
The difference between LOVE AND ATTRACTION:
A guy had a crush on a girl. He follows her wherever she goes. One day, the girl noticed and asked the guy:
GIRL: “Why do you keep on following me wherever I go?”
GUY: “Because your so pretty and I think I’m falling for you.”
GIRL: “Really? But you haven’t met my sister yet. She’s prettier than me...
“I hold the world record for drinking water while talking to Wuggs and massaging...”
– 21st May 2009, 8:16pm - James
Lilian. →
Visit my best friend on Tumblr. =)
Angry together.
Lilian: Awww...
Lilian: You're mad with me!
Lilian: *hugs*
me: HEHEEEE
me: xDDDDDDD
I'm getting into you, because you got to me.
James: We're so different but we have so much in common.
me: Where?
James: Everywhere. You're pretty and I'm not. You like making websites and stuff and I don't. YOU'REZOOCUTE and I'm hrrrng.
me: How do we have stuff in common?
James: I don't know. There isn't... really very much. I love you so muggs.
me: I love you very muggs
“You say you will not dwell on what I did, but rather what I do, you say
I love...”
– Getting In You - Relient K (Two Lefts Don’t Make A Right… But Three Do)
“And all she wants is just a little piece of this dream;
Is that too much to...”
– Be Like That - 3 Doors Down (The Better Life)
Join join join. →
Join one of my fanlistings yo.
“You just can’t beat on those mind guerillas,
Absolute elsewhere in the...”
– Mind Games - John Lennon (Mind Games)
Pretty damn accurate. →
Even though I never watched the film.
In a bag?
me: I need to shit
me: U_U
James: *tugg*
James: LOL
James: hurry!!
James: before it tumbles out
me: someone's in there
James: NOOOG
James: poo in a bagg
“Vandalism is as beautiful as a rock in a cop’s face.”
– Kurt Cobain [Nirvana]
Sick of it.
I’m really sick of immature twats emailing me about how celebrity images aren’t illegal and how I’m not a cop.
So what? My cousin is.
If you don’t like saying they’re ‘illegal’, then look at it this way. Are they yours? Did you get the owner’s permission to use their image? To edit it into a ridiculous pathetic concoction of a “blend”?
...
“When fondness makes the heart grow absent
I gotta find an orbit a little closer...”
– Fondness Makes The Heart Grow Absent - The Whitlams (Little Cloud)
Learning Log
What happened (note down what you consider the most important aspects of the experience e.g. three points you learned from undertaking the learning experience) I didn’t feel like I learnt anything at all; I already have background knowledge of HTML so I found the exercise rather boring.
Because basic HTML bores me out. Sorry university.
Love is all you need.
Question/Answer.
Q: Do pigs fly? A: No, but Swine Flu.
Told to me by my brother Brandon who was told by his teacher who I don’t know told him.
“Seems to matter what I say, so I’ll hold my tongue at bay
And rather use...”
– All The Way / 4U - Poets of the Fall (Carnival of Rust)
Pimping layouts, yo.
me: I hate how he goes on about MySpace and thinks it's so cool and everything.
James: I know ay.
me: There is like, nothing cool about it.
James: Yeah.
me: All you can do is change your stupid background -
James: Yeah he's just like [aggressively] YEAH, I WANNA PIMP MAH LAYOUT.
Blood? Vampires?
Edward Cullen walks into a bar and asks for a mug of hot water. ‘Sure’, goes the bartender and slides the mug over. Edward takes out a tampon out of a little box and starts dipping it into the water. ‘What the hell are you doing!’ screams the bartender. ‘Making tea.’
Told to me by James who was told by Richard who I don’t know told him.
