July 2009
Tradition is inextricably interlinked with...
See… told you I learned something at university. :)
“Modernity marks a maelstrom of perpetual disintegration and renewal.”
“To be modern is to be constantly confronted by the new.”
fml sandwich
paper-heart:
fmylife:
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Shocking News →
thegrammarnazi:
From the article:
The term electrocution can mean any of the following:
murder, accidental death, or suicide by electric shock
deliberate execution by electric shock, usually involving an electric chair; the word “electrocution” is a portmanteau for “electrical execution”
Electrocution is also frequently used incorrectly to refer to any electric shock received. However,...
Seriously, some people should just tell me I'm a...
Burgers at the bank.
me: I have to go to the bank soon.
Vivien: ohh how come?
Vivien: oh wait duh
me: put money
Vivien: what else do you do at the back
Vivien: bank**
me: rob people :) hope to see you there, Vivien.
Vivien: really I thought you were going to have a burger at the bank!
me: burger?
me: they sell burgers now?
Vivien: they always have
me: REALLY
